F1 Insiders Est. 2012
Brought to you by TheJudge13 contributor Mattpt55 NB: This is a work of fiction and humor. No real feelings were hurt in the writing of this narrative. It appears that an enterprising correspondent, in desperate search of a rubbish bin after feeling the effects of attending Lewis’ Mega Party post Silverstone for slightly too long, … Read more
Brought to you by TheJudge13 contributor Mattpt55 NB: This is a work of fiction and humor. No real feelings were hurt in the writing of this narrative. It appears the errant scriptwriter has returned, possibly from a stint someplace with no sharp and pointy objects. In any event, the following was found in a plain … Read more
In the wake of the rumours about the Mercedes power unit and the subsequent decision to stick to skinny tyres for 2014 …….One of our Intrepid Correspondents accidentally fell asleep in the waste bin of a conference room (don’t ask) and awoke in the middle of a secret emergency tire meeting. The following transcript comes … Read more
Breaking news… This just in from our Intrepid Correspondent… Apparently a partial transcript of the FIA safety meeting about pit stops has just been found, recklessly abandoned at the bottom of a refuse bin and so poorly shredded it has taken a team of 24 unpaid interns working round the clock whilst being fed a diet … Read more
Matt LeBlanc was briefly considered for a role by Zak Dinglewhite (our excitable US TV Network producer who sold the script to ‘Friends’ for $20,000), but having researched womanising in F1, particular the history of James Hunt, Zak felt LeBlanc didn’t cut it and would be considered lightweight with the ladies. Zak is at present … Read more
Unemployed Japanese ex F1 driver Taki Inoue who was retained during the production of episode 3 is again unemployed and has been ‘released’ from his role as ‘advisor on reality’. Such is Zak’s confidence (yes you are correct, previously our US Network TV producer didn’t have a name) that he has grasped this F1 malarky … Read more
Our US network TV producer is now fully embracing his newly found love – 3 weeks old – of all things F1. He has now a team of writers working on his new baby, as he realises his audience know nothing of a global sport with half a billion viewers because it occurs predominantly outside … Read more
Today Vettel and Rosberg was overheard having a right old spat in Montreal. As always, TJ13 had someone close by… F1 Days of our Lives Brought to you by TJ13 Courtroom Drama and Gossip columnist: Mattpt55 Edited and revised by TJ13 Editor in Chief BREAKING NEWS JUST IN…… One of our Intrepid Correspondents taped Vettel … Read more
There are times when the sterotypical jaded US TV network executives wake up and smell the roses. Our crumpled manuscript soap opera was piloted and had far better viewing figures than expected. The concept of the drama inside the sport of motor racing is now high on 1 particular producer’s list of things to do… … Read more
