Brought to you by TheJudge13 contributor Mattpt55 – the best in Scrutineering, Stewards’ Decisions, and other assorted FIA documents looked at slightly irreverently
There’s the race we see on telly, and then there’s the race behind the scenes. One rarely talked about by reporters but told in part by the official FIA documents. Here is a selection of this weekend’s documents for you to peruse at your leisure. Enjoy. Wonder where all this great stuff came from? Right Here
From the Dept of Home Improvement
presumably they don’t mean the parking area too.
From the Dept of Count all the Things
Never thought we’d see Pastor tied with Seb
From the Dept of Dental Hygiene
Seems Ferrari are a bit hard on the teeth. Too much sugar in the espresso?
From the Dept of
I think he felt left out because all the cool kids were doing it
From the Dept of Stop Making it too Easy
Lewis sounds like he’s been reading too much Sartre.
From the Dept of Aww come on, you can try harder than that
but what, *what* did you learn??!!
From the Dept of Redeeming Oneself
That’s more like it.
From the Dept of Check your Facts, Thank You
Couple of times < Quite a lot
From the Dept of Button they’re a couple of Hammy’s
No word yet on their possible comedy tour
From the Dept of Coded Messages
Just read the highlighted words. It will all make sense
From the Dept of Count all the Things
Whole lotta Renault
From the Dept of Still Counting
Once again, Marussia heads Caterham
From the Dept of Yet Still More Counting
How about a PB&J? And it’s nice that Max and Fred are playing Star Wars together.
From the Dept of Ooops we Left Someone Out
All JEV all the time
From the Dept of New Things
I guess it’s easier than replacing the individual gears
From the Dept of Breaking the Law
That would’ve been illegal even under the old limits
From the Dept of Guess we Haven’t Quite Learned Our Lesson
Maybe someone should tell them what the speed limit is
From the Dept of Tender Mercies
I guess that’s an excuse
From the Dept of The Dog ate My Homework
I guess that makes sense
From the Dept of Hot Air
He wasn’t kidding. They really *did* show them exactly what they do.
From the Dept of Someone asked Your Question
Lots of interesting stuff.
From the Dept of Complicated Answers
I guess Adrian conveniently *forgot* 3 straight years of Red Bull dominance. Read it all, but fuel and lube look to be the answer for Renault.
From the Dept of Where in the World is Adrian
in his new office, designing boats
From the Dept of Newer Things
From the Dept of Other New Things
Well there goes any hope of victory
From the Dept of I Hope You’re Paying Attention
Well, you asked for consistency
From the Dept of Being Consistent
and you got it. That’s what they get for sleeping through meetings
From the Dept of Which Way is Up
I wonder how much they paid to get on the early upgrade program
From the Dept of Who Needs Sleep
Hope they don’t forget anything important
From the Dept of See What Happens When You Don’t Get a Good Night’s Sleep
was that quarts or litres?
From the Dept of Can’t Believe I’m Sitting Here
I’m going to buy a lottery ticket now I’m so hot.
From the Dept of Renaming Things
Abbey is hereby renamed Pretty Big Balls Corner. How could that go wrong?
From the Dept of Speaking of Manly Things
Wheelspin in 5th???!!! Time for some new delicates I’d say.
From the Dept of Memories
Here’s a glass in your honour. Happy race watching all
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From the Dept of Holy Cow They Got Parc Ferme Out Before The Race
That’s a 5 spot
