Hippo’s View From The Waterhole: Top 5 Worst Driver Moves

Brought to you by TJ13 Provocateur-In-Chief Fat Hippo Most drivers, at some point come to the conclusion that they have to change something in their career. And as with all decisions in life, things may work out or they go horribly wrong. In this little article and its follow-up, I want to present a few … Read more

Voice of the #F1 Fans: Hippo’s View From The Waterhole – Why #F1 missed the Boat on really cutting costs

Several times in recent weeks I’ve been dismayed with one of our team members regularly badmouthing DTM. This is, because DTM is everything that F1 isn’t. It faced the same problems, but instead of the gerontocracy that is F1, they actually solved them. All except the, what appears to be a border-line imbecile, octogenarian can … Read more

#F1 Voice of the Fans: Hippo’s View From The Waterhole, Time To Stop The #ForzaJules Hype

Ever since the Grand Prix of Japan, we’ve been inundated with the infernal #ForzaJules wave. I realize that many people will hate me for saying that, but then that’s not different from every other day anyway. I could say the ‘sky is blue’ and there’d be at least three regular commenters coming in slamming me … Read more

Hippo’s View From The Waterhole: The PR Amateurs From Brackley

Over the last few seasons Mercedes started to poach personnel from other teams. Nobody was safe and using conservative estimates the team now employs more designers than other teams have employed in their whole history. This is in part because apparently most things are done by committee in Brackley and partly following the old tried … Read more

Hippo’s View From The Water Hole: A Lament About The State of The #F1 Community

The gavel wielding one and myself often find ourselves in disagreement over the team that has won the last four world championships. In his view they are the devil incarnate with the only goal of wrecking the career of his bromantic love interest from down under. As a result news about them authored by the … Read more

Hippo’s View From The Waterhole: Focus on Red Bull

Speculating about the Red Bull Miracle It’s your decision – either Red Bull staged the biggest comeback since Lazarus or they are blatant cheats. The answer to that will be a good indicator of peoples level of pain in the rear end. Well it will certainly be more accurate than the FIA’s shambolic fuel flow … Read more

Hippo’s View From The Water Hole: Why Renault Deserves No Mercy

I’ve been working in the IT business since the mid-nineties and a recurring problem in recent years has been that even magna cum laude university graduates don’t know how to program properly anymore. The reason for that is – they aren’t being taught and the days, when hardcore Nerds like the Hippopotamus Corporosus were foreswearing … Read more