#TechF1 Treasures- The #F1 Race Weekend in Official FIA Documents #BrazilianGP

Brought to you by TheJudge13 contributor Mattpt55 – the best in Scrutineering, Stewards’ Decisions, and other assorted FIA documents looked at slightly irreverently  

There’s the race we see on telly, and then there’s the race behind the scenes. One rarely talked about by reporters but told in part by the official FIA documents. Here is a selection of this weekend’s documents for you to peruse at your leisure. Enjoy. Wonder where all this great stuff came from? Right Here


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Thursday

Tech

From the Dept of Got Some New Markers

ATech1

7 is the new 5

 

From the Dept of Force Majeure

AEvent1A

Let’s hope all turns out well for Mr. Pirro

 

From the Dept of the I’m Looking At You

 

AEvent1B

Hmmmm… Well, they didn’t say anything about donuts at least..

 

From the Dept of Now with Pictures

AEventComplete

 

 

 

 

Well, 2nd week in a row for the pics and interesting VSC info.

From the Dept of Shiny New Things

ATech1A

More MGU-K from Merc and yet again new gearbox parts.

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Presser

From the Dept of Truth

APresser1

 

Nico brings the Lulz!!

 

From the Dept of Brazilian PR

APresser1A

And here I thought climbing the steps was the best way to get to the podium…. *Crickets*

 

From the Dept of Eff You Awesome!!!

APresser1B

 

Tyres, Tyres and Google translate says “I’ve learned how to run former WDC’s wide *without* getting penalised.”

 

From the Dept of Venezuelan Understatement

 

APresser1C1

Wow. The anti-Romain.

 

From the Dept of 4 Drivers, 2 Seats

APresser1D

 

Of course, we all know what an F1 contract is good for. Also, Sergio, way to confirm everyone’s opinion!! No class to go with your lack of manners.

 

From the Dept of Hope Springs Eternal

APresser1E

They should just keep him for another season.

From the Dept of Holy Space Time Continuum

APresser2A

Lol, Nico sez  “Just let me climb in my TARDIS and I’ll go change those results”

From the Dept of What If’s

APresser2B

Like Sergio Perez and your habit of chopping down on the apex without checking your wing mirrors first?

From the Dept of You’re on the Right Track

APresser2C

Yes, Alonso is doing it to annoy me. And I will “Eff Him UP!” next season.

From the Dept of Sponsorship

APresser2D

1+1=4. F1 Maths

From the Dept of Flip Flopping

APresser2E

LOL!

From the Dept of ADRIAAANNN!!!

APresser2F

I guess he and Sutil aren’t really mates, are they?

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Naughty Step

From the Dept of Hello, Anyone Home

ANaughty1A

I thought maybe the red might actually get his attention

 

From the Dept of Cries for Help part Deux

ANaughty1B

Where it will no doubt be circular filed.

From the Dept of Creative Problem Solving

ANaughty1C

 

Because they never thought about less than 22 teams when they did the rules, LOL

 

From the Dept of BoilerPlate

ANaughty1D

Juncadella, nice work on Sergio’s machine. Sutil owes you one.

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FRIDAY

Tech

From the Dept of Two Races Left

BTech1

Mass Grid Penalties for Abu Double, anyone?

 

From the Dept of Shiny New Things

BTech3

 

 

Nothing like a new gearbox!

 

From the Dept of Scrutineering

BTech2

 

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Presser

From the Dept of Tyres Aren’t Boring

BPresser1

Shame they didn’t ask Hembery what his pucker factor was after Thursday’s melted tyres. Maybe next year they will actually test some tyres on new surfaces instead of guessing.

The oil should make life interesting for all if it rains on Sunday.

 

 

From the Dept of Meaningful Gestures

BPresser1A

 

That fire was a *total* accident. Really.. I swear it. No message was being sent. C’mon, you guys have to believe me

 

From the Dept of Happy Trails

BPresser1B

 

He might have overseen some technical disasters in his day, but he’s right about the team thing.

 

From the Dept of Red Bullish On Our Future

BPresser1C

LOL PM: “Danny’s faster would be the explanation” but really, we wish Seb well. Off into the distance that is.

 

From the Dept of Rumor Mill

BPresser2

 

So Alonso not going to Williams then and Red Bull wins in bad weather. Got it.

 

From the Dept of Pain 

BPresser2A

 

Wow, worse than this year? How would that be possible…..

 

From the Dept of Hitting the Beach

 

BPresser2B

 

Because there are too many things in the water that will kill you dead!!

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Naughty Step

From the Dept of Ruh Roh!

 

BNaughty1AClean

Not looking good for Phil

 

From the Dept of Actually Not Naughty

BNaughty1BCleanLike a real life Rashomon

 

SATURDAY

Tech

From the Dept of Good Thing They Checked

CTech1AClean

Wow, easier to rebuild than fix. Kind of sums up their year, really.

 

From the Dept of How Do They Know These Things

 

CTech1BClean

 

Turns out he was lying and can’t really see into the future

 

From the Dept of Dotting I’s

CTech1CClean

Remember, You, my fan, requested all dox

 

From the Dept of Really Long Lists

CTech1DClean

Again the ECU software matches. Enjoy+

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Presser

CPresser

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Naughty Step

From the Dept of BUPKUS

Either the Driver’s are on double secret probation or their extreme naughtiness has finally broken the Stewards’ will. Possibly too many caipirinhas last night. Anyhoo, nothing doing in the naughty department.

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SUNDAY

From the Dept of my Whingeing Worked!

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Tech

From the Dept of it Ain’t Parc Ferme but at least it’s something

DTech1

So much for no new PU components, MR. Fortune-Teller!!

From the Dept of Parc Ferme

Dtech2

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Presser

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Naughty Step

 

 

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Thanks Carlo for helping out with the new look!

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5 responses to “#TechF1 Treasures- The #F1 Race Weekend in Official FIA Documents #BrazilianGP

  1. “Let’s hope all turns out well for Mr. Pirro”

    Is he one of the authors of the Hamsberg “racing incident” in Spa this year?

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