Brought to you by TheJudge13 contributor Mattpt55 – the best in Scrutineering, Stewards’ Decisions, and other assorted FIA documents looked at slightly irreverently
There’s the race we see on telly, and then there’s the race behind the scenes. One rarely talked about by reporters but told in part by the official FIA documents. Here is a selection of this weekend’s documents for you to peruse at your leisure. Enjoy. Wonder where all this great stuff came from? Right Here
From the Dept of They Did My Job for Me
From the Dept of No More FUN
They didn’t mention 720’s though
From the Dept of Silly Words
Maybe you should have asked how long his hangover lasted instead
From the Dept of Really?
I do not think that word means what you think it means
From the Dept of Picking Cherries
Until the last few laps, when everyone started to pass you
From the Dept of More than Just a Pretty Face
Actual thoughts. That are cogent and well spoken. Go Max!
From the Dept of Never Again
From the Dept of Special Things: Sergio’s Story
Hmm… What could possibly happen next
Looks like it will be entertaining
OK, very entertaining
Ouch. Or you could just admit you were at fault under the current rules and get on with your life
From the Dept of If at First You Don’t Succeed
Well, that’s a rare occurrence
From the Dept of Maybe I’m not the Problem
Well that seems clear enough
Possibly that white line needs a rethink
Well, that should solve the problem
From the Dept of Let’s Count All The Things
Does the number 5 ring a bell?
Maybe a fluoride toothpaste would help
Hang on whilst I get the calculator
Can you get the checque? I’ve left my wallet in my other trousers.
From the Dept of Ennui
How very Gallic of you
From the Dept of Who Needs Bob
And that’s why the EU will eventually stick it’s nose in
From the Dept of Damn that’s a Question
Yes, God Forbid you should make it more interesting and cost less
From the Dept of You Were Warned
Seems pretty straightforward
From the Dept of Choices have Consequences
Ouch. That turn has a real bite.
From the Dept of Deja Vu
Wonder what prompted this? Or Who?
From the Dept of One of These Things is Exactly Like the Other
They finally match. No more Garanimals for you.