Princesses and Princes, Emperors and slaves, New World Order and Bernie E, roll up, Roll Up, ROLL UP – I tell ya. What we have here is a failure to banish the old ways and embrace the new.

Stilletto heels echoed across the stone floor of The Judge’s chambers and the mysterious, scantily-clad bosom cast its long shadows across this weeks startled contributors.

The chambers had sent out a direct instruction. The scrawled writing moulded by the screams of the innocent. Spanners – he of the velvet voice which is capable of snapping knicker elastic at 50 paces, was greeted with two simple instructions, ‘Don’t. Colostomy”.

Returning from the land of the Godfather and the vicious underworld envisioned by the first and second parts ( Part 3 was rubbish) is Matt Matt. Although if we forget Hollywood – in LA not Lewis – we learn why rounders… apologies…. baseball is loved in America.

AJ stumbled in whilst between meetings with the knurled clawed Judge and grabbed another bottle of the devil’s poison; whilst young Adam was surrounded by pretty tight little university students who sat on his lap to learn about Efff Wun.

Last, and by all means least, was the Grumpy Historian – Carlo – who continues to live in the past as he cradled his landline phone close. Wearing a solid Tweed suit, sat with a blanket around his legs, and moaning at the influx of youth – he tried his best to keep it up for the old folk…sorry

So join us as we talk tit’s, vinegar, Ferrari (again..zzzzz) baseball and all other illogical fanfare

This week’s song ‘Area 51‘ is by To The Bones

You can like To The Bones on Facebook, listen to them on YouTube or download directly from iTunes.

To access the Podcast player Click Here (you can also download the file from here)

To find TheJudge13 F1 Courtroom Podcast on iTunes store Click Here

To manually subscribe copy the address to your podcatcher or aggregator: http://thejudge13.podbean.com/feed/

For iPhone users follow the steps below
Step 1: Navigate to http://thejudge13.podbean.com/mobile/ on your mobile

Step 2: You will be prompted to click the “Quick Launch” icon.

Once you’ve done this it will add the podcast to your home screen where it will appear as an App.

For Android users follow the four steps below
Step 1: Navigate to http://thejudge13.podbean.com/mobile/ in Chrome on your mobile device.

Step 2: Bookmark the site URL in Chrome.

Step 3: Go to your Chrome bookmark and find your podcast icon, long-press it, then tap the “Add to Home Screen” from the pop up menu.

Step 4: Now go to the home screen of your Android phone and you should find your app installed there.