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-the best in Scrutineering, Stewards’ Decisions, and other assorted FIA documents looked at slightly irreverently
There’s the race we see on telly, and then there’s the race behind the scenes. One rarely talked about by reporters but told in part by the official FIA documents. Here is a selection of this weekend’s documents for you to peruse at your leisure. Enjoy.
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From the More Things Change Dept:
Too bad for the gravel concessionaire. Seemed like a sure thing 10 years ago.
From the One Race You Don’t Want to be Winning Dept
No real surprises here. Penalty Pool anyone?
From the Captain Obvious Department
Somehow it sounds different in English
From the Department of Mine is Bigger than Yours Dept.
Hmmm… Fernando makes a funny
From the paging Dr Freud Dept.
Whole lotta Lewis hate going on.
From the I Guess It’s a Silver Lining Dept
Small consolation no doubt
From the Math Works on this Dept
Whole bunch of Mercedes on that list.
From the Call the Dentist Dept.
Got to take care of your teeth.
From the Sat on the Extremely Naughty Step
Damn. Toro Rosso screwed the pooch on that one.
From the I Think They Talked Ahead of Time Dept.
Somehow Franz doesn’t seem to fit in
From the Tell Us How You Really Feel Dept
Hold a grudge much?
From the How Often Can We Use The Word Unanimous Dept.
Wait for it
And we have a winner!!
Ooops spoke to soon…
From the One of These Things is Not Like The Other Dept
Double Points LOL!
From the Shiny New Bits Dept.
The numbers are getting bigger…
From the Now You Know What Purple Means Dept.
From the I guess We Know What Happened Now Dept
Returning to the Mean Hurts
From the More Shiny New Bits Dept.
Time for an Upgrade.
From The Working Hard or Hardly Working Dept
Working Hard I’d Say
From the Silly Questions Dept.
Ha Ha! And ouch for Nico
From the Tell Us How you Feel Dept
Disappointed. And carnage in T1.
From the Don’t forget about Ricciardo Dept.
LOL who knew DR needed encouraging.
From the Wings and a Diff Dept
Geez, watch out if you ever get it all together.
From the Things We Have To Look Forward To Dept.
Massive Oversteer Moments, best band ever. Also, pass the popcorn. Exciting Monaco time.
From the Key to The Race Dept.
Not much pundit talk about that this weekend.